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heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

iprayforangels:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

also 

  • made you walk doubled over
  • made you crumple to the floor
  • go to the nurses office

nothingsreallywhatitseems:

Me: “oh look at all these pretty nail polish colours”
Me: “Black it is”

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa